Rules for Eating Chocolate

 

If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your
hands, you’re eating it too
slowly.
*
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you
want.


*
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking
lot.
*
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll
take the edge off your appetite and you’ll eat
less.
*
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Isn’t that
handy?
*
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect
themselves.
*
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don’t they actually
counteract each other?
*
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
younger.
*
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

You can also follow him

 

on your Kindle.

 

Advertisements