You Know You’re a Mom When…
You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re equal.
You have the time to shave only one leg at a time.Your kid throws up and you catch it.
Some one else’s kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
You consider finger paints to be a controlled substance.
You’ve mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.
Your child insists that you read “Once Upon a Potty” out loud in the lobby of Grand Central Station and you do it.
You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons, your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it’s the only way your child eats.
You can’t bear the thought of your son’s first girlfriend.
You hate the thought of his wife even more.
You find yourself cutting your husbands’ (spouse’s) sandwiches into cute shapes.
You can’t bear to give away baby clothes – it’s so final.
You hear your mother’s voice coming out of your mouth when you say, “NOT in your good clothes!”
You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
You donate to charities in the hope that your child won’t get that disease.
You hire a sitter because you haven’t been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
You use your own saliva to clean your child’s face.
You say at least once a day, “I’m not cut out for this job”, but you know you wouldn’t trade it for anything.
Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.
Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.
Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.
Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.
What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.
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