What Do I Do Now? UPS

Written By: Gary Wonning

We normally delivered to the Ford Garage in Osgood from the alley that ran between Buckeye Street and Walnut Street, the next street west. Consequently, I would normally catch whatever houses I had parcels for that were across the alley from the Ford garage. This particular day two teenage daughters of the Baptist minister were sunbathing in their backyard, lying face down with their bikini tops unbuttoned. As I rushed across the back yard I noticed this peculiar circumstance and was in a quandary as what to do.

I tried to make some extra noise to alert them of my presence, but their radio was blaring from some teeny-bopper station and they never heard me. Getting closer, I sensed what was going to happen, but short of throwing a rock at them, I was at a loss as to what to do next.

Finally, the inevitable happened, they spotted me and jumping up and grabbing their bikini tops, while letting out a blood curling scream. I handed one of them the clipboard and pen, politely asked her to sign for the parcel, and quietly slunk off into the horizon. With memories and illusions that would last a lifetime, I never saw either of them again.

Gary has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments are welcome

photo of sail boat in the Caribbean

Four mast Sail Boat

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17 Year Old Daughter

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex…
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor.

The
doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt
to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to
arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then,
talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her
daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the
situation and handed her a box of condoms.The girl burst out laughing
and reached over to hug her mother, saying,
‘Oh Mom! You don’t have to worry about that! I’m dating Susan!’

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The author has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments welcome

Barbie

Barbie

A man goes to the toy store to buy his
daughter a birthday present.
Being a real macho guy, he has no idea what to get her so he asks
for some assistance from a clerk.

“I thought I’d buy her a doll”, he says,
“but which one should I get?”

 

“Well, here we have some of the more popular
ones. we have the Malibu
Barbie for $12.00, which comes with a bathing suit and a towel. We have
the Ballerina Barbie for $23.00, which comes with a tutu and a cassette.
We have the Aerobics Barbie for $30.00, which comes with a leotard and
a workout CD. And we have the new Divorce, Barbie for
$1500.00.”

The man was flabbergasted. “Why does that
one cost so much more
than the others?”

“Oh well that’s easy.”, replied the clerk,
“This Barbie comes with Ken’s
car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s house, Ken’s…”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

Enlightenment

A personal journey of spiritual awakening

The Benefits of Being a Woman

The Benefits of Being a
Woman

We got off the Titanic
first.
*
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
disorder excuses.
*
We can be groupies. Male groupies are
stalkers.
*
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
*
Taxis stop for us.
*
We don’t look like a frog in a blender when
dancing.
*
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the
point.)
*
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on
life.


*
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the
Speedo.
*
If we forget to shave, no one has to
know.
*
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her
butt.
*
If we’re dumb, some people will find it
cute.
*
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
*
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that
we look like an idiot.
*
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your
problems.
*
We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
*
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their
shoes.
*
We’ll never discover we’ve been duped by a
Wonderbra.

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

 

 


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Ten Top Things Only Women Understand

Top Ten Things Only Women
Understand

10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black
shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.


7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a
peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.



3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to
impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

 

Make money doing what you love

Make money doing what you love

This informative Ebook describes alternative methods of making money ,often a full time income in photography even if you have no desire to shoot wedding photography. this book gives examples and websites where you can use your photos to supply you with an income, not only to enable you to buy new equipment, but a living income as well.

 

Sell Art Online

Understanding Women

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The Wish

A man walking along a California beach was
deep in
prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant
me one wish.”

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head
and in a
booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have
TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish.”

The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii,
so I can drive
over anytime I want to.”

The Lord said, “Your request is very
materialistic.
Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it
is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, one
that would honor and glorify me.”

The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he
said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I
want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking
when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry,
what they mean when they say ‘nothing’, and how I can
make a woman truly happy.”

After a few minutes God said, “You want
two lanes or
four on that bridge?”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated


Enlightenment
At this period of time in the history of man, there is probably more individual searching being done into the theories behind the origin of the human race,what happens after death,the possibility of life on other planets, and what our relationship is to these life forms, if they do exist. There are millions of people who are questioning the existence of God, who he really is, and what is my relationship with him? Is he someone who mysteriously floats around on a cloud watching and judging us from above like some bigger than life Santa Claus, or is he, like many of the esoteric sciences claim, a part of our inner Self, whom we have constant contact with, someone whom we and everything in the universe are connected and are thus one? Each of us in our own way is experiencing what God is, and thus we are each a part of God, thus we are God! This book is a brief account of my search for my own truth

Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew

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Rules Guys Wish Girls
Knew

If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
*

Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it
down.
*

 


Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
*

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if
he
can find the perfect gift.
*

If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer
you
don’t want to hear.
*

Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with
it.
*

Don’t ask about his thoughts unless you want to discuss navel lint,
shotguns, or monster trucks.
*

Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different. It’s just like every
other cat.
*

A dog is better than ANY cat. Period.
*

Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the
tides.
Let it be.
*

Shopping is not a sport.
*

Anything you wear is fine. Really.
*

You have enough clothes.
*

You have too many shoes.
*

Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect him to submit
to it.
*

Your ex-boyfriend is, was, and always will be an
idiot.
*

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
*

No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark important
days on
a calender.
*

Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think he
would be any good at choosing which pair, out of your thirty, would look
good with your dress?
*

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
*

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.
*

Your Mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
*

Foreign movies are best left to foreigners.
*

Check your oil.
*

Don’t give him 50 rules when 25 will do.
*

It is neither in your best interest nor his to take the quiz
together.
*

Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All
comments become null and void after 7 days.
*

If you won’t dress like Victoria’s Secret women, don’t expect us to
act
like soap opera men.
*

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways
makes you sad and/or angry, we meant the other one.
*

You can either ask him to do something or tell him how you want it
done
-not both.
*

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
*

Consider golf a mini-vacation from each other. He needs it just as
bad
as you do.
*

Telling him that the models in men’s magazines are airbrushed makes
you
look jealous and certainly is not going to deter him from reading
them.
*

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months.

Paddling Southern Minnesota

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors.