Why Men Prefer Handguns Over Women

Why Men Favor Handguns Over Women

Reasons Why Men Favor Handguns Over Women

#8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 – Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun as a back up.

#6 – Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

#4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 – A handgun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

#1 – You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

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Jake's Wife, The Deer Hunter

The Deer Hunter

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag  the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asked her, “What are you up to?”

Alice smiled. “I’m going hunting with you!”

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decided to take her along. Later they arrived at the hunting site. Jake set his wife safely up in the tree stand and told her, “If you see a deer, take careful aim and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”

Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10 minutes passed when he was startled as he heard an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard Alice screaming: “Get away from my deer!”

Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And again he heard her yell: “Get away from my deer!” followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake was surprised to see a guy standing there with his hands high in the air. The guy,obviously distraught, said, “Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!”

Gary is a  writer and photographer  living in Sarasota, Florida . He maintains a website featuring some of his travel photos and markets a line of products featuring many of his photos.

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Three Moose hunters

Three moose hunters in Canada

Three men hired a plane to hunt moose in Canada

but were warned by the pilot: “This is a very small plane, so you can only bring back one moose.”
But they ended up killing three moose and tired to load their trophies on the plane.”The pilot repeated his warning, I told you, only one moose!”
“That’;s what you said last year,” protested one of the hunters,”but for an extra $150 you than let us take the three moose on the plane. So, here, take the money now..”
The pilot relented and allowed the three moose on board, but shortly after take-off, the plane crashed. Extricating himself from the wreckage, one hunter asked shakedly, “Where are, we?”
One of his companions muttered:” About a hundred yards from where we crashed last year.”

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