The Bear Hunter

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The Bear Hunters

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.

He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, “You skin this one while I go and get another!”

The blogger has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

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Hunting with Ralph

Hunting with Ralph

The guys are all at a hunting camp. No one wants to room with
Ralph because he snores so badly. They decide it isn’t fair to make one
of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take turns.


The first guy sleeps in the room with Ralph and comes to
breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Ralph
snored so loudly I just sat up and watched him all night.”


The next night it’s a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same
thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, you
look awful!” He said, “That Ralph shakes the roof with his snoring. I
watched him all night.”


The third night was Fred’s turn. Fred was an older cowboy sort, a man’s man.


The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
“Good morning!” he said. They couldn’t believe it. They said, “Man, what
happened?”


Fred says, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Ralph
into bed, patted him on the ass, and kissed him good night. Ralph sat up
and he watched me all night. I slept like a baby.”

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com


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Why Men Prefer Handguns Over Women

Why Men Favor Handguns Over Women

Reasons Why Men Favor Handguns Over Women

#8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 – Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun as a back up.

#6 – Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

#4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 – A handgun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

#1 – You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

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Jake's Wife, The Deer Hunter

The Deer Hunter

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag  the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asked her, “What are you up to?”

Alice smiled. “I’m going hunting with you!”

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decided to take her along. Later they arrived at the hunting site. Jake set his wife safely up in the tree stand and told her, “If you see a deer, take careful aim and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”

Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10 minutes passed when he was startled as he heard an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard Alice screaming: “Get away from my deer!”

Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And again he heard her yell: “Get away from my deer!” followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake was surprised to see a guy standing there with his hands high in the air. The guy,obviously distraught, said, “Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!”

Gary is a  writer and photographer  living in Sarasota, Florida . He maintains a website featuring some of his travel photos and markets a line of products featuring many of his photos.

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Three Moose hunters

Three moose hunters in Canada

Three men hired a plane to hunt moose in Canada

but were warned by the pilot: “This is a very small plane, so you can only bring back one moose.”
But they ended up killing three moose and tired to load their trophies on the plane.”The pilot repeated his warning, I told you, only one moose!”
“That’;s what you said last year,” protested one of the hunters,”but for an extra $150 you than let us take the three moose on the plane. So, here, take the money now..”
The pilot relented and allowed the three moose on board, but shortly after take-off, the plane crashed. Extricating himself from the wreckage, one hunter asked shakedly, “Where are, we?”
One of his companions muttered:” About a hundred yards from where we crashed last year.”

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