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The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs by his
side.

She said, “What are your golf clubs doing here?”

He looked her right in the eye–and said, “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?”

Gary has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

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A Bad Day Golfing

A Bad Day On The Golf Course

Lloyd was teeing off from the back tees. He hit a terrifically hard shot.

Unknown to him, his wife Jean was about to tee off from the red tees and was directly in front of him.

The ball hit Jean in the temple and killed her instantly.

A few days later Lloyd received a call from the coroner concerning her autopsy.

“Lloyd, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?”

“Yes sir,” Lloyd replied, “that’s correct.”

“Well, Lloyd, I also found a large bruise on Jean’s right hip. Do you know anything about that?”

“Yes sir,” Lloyd said, “but it’s kind of embarrassing.”

“I need to know everything before I can make a ruling,” the coroner said. “And don’t worry: believe me, I’ve heard everything.

“Well, OK,” Lloyd said. “The bruise was from my mulligan.”

The author has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

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A Bad Day Golfing

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In The Ravine

One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.

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The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny.

As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Jim calls out to his golfing partner in excitement, “Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here.”

Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, “What’s the matter Jim?”

“Throw me my 7-iron,” Jim shouts back. “I just realized you can’t get out of here with an 8-iron!”

The author has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments are welcome

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Nice Guy

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, …go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$60,000”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing….the house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer $900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
at him in astonishment. Then he asks: “Anyone know who this
phone belongs to?”

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He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The Golf Nut

The Golf Nut

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over
heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a
few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out
when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that
Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better
than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise
ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and
waiting for their salad, Ed said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in
love with you. I’d like a little serious talk before our relationship
continues to the next stage.

“So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing
question, it’s only fair to warn you: I’m a total golf nut. I play golf,
I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and
breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say
so now!”

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, “Ed, that certainly won’t be a
problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too. But, since we’re
being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last
five years I’ve been a hooker.”

“Oh wow! I see,” Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet
for a moment. Deep in serious thought then he added, “You know, it’s
probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit
the ball….”

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The Golf Bet

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Four golfers who like to gamble wind up in the same foursome. The
pot builds throughout the day until they reach the 18th green, where it
comes down to the last putt. If Charlie makes the 10-foot putt, he wins
the $200 pot.

Charlie lines up his putt, but just as he’s about to take his
stance, a funeral procession begins passing by on the road that runs
alongside the 18th hole.

Charlie steps away from his ball, sets down his putter, takes off his
hat and places it over his heart, and waits in total silence until the
funeral procession is completely passed. Only then does Charlie pick up
his putter and begin lining up the putt again.

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“Wow,” one of his opponents says. “That was the most touching thing I
have ever seen. You’ve got a makeable putt for $200, yet you stopped
and paid your respects to a passing funeral procession? I had no idea
you were so sentimental!”

“Well after all,” Charlie says, “we were married for 25 years.”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The Sinful Golfer

The Sinful Golfer

A man goes to the confessional and begins, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”

“What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks back.

“Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible.”

“When did you use this awful language?” asks the priest.

“I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging
over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only
about 100 yards.”

“Is that when you swore?”

“No, Father,” says the man.

“After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth, and began to run away.”

“Is that when you swore?” asks the priest again.

“Well, no,” says the man. “You see, as the squirrel was running, an
eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and
began to fly away!”

“Is that when you swore?” asks the amazed priest.

“No, not yet,” the man replies.

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“As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew toward
the green. As it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the
squirrel dropped my ball.”

“Did you swear then?” asks the now impatient priest.

“No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some
bushes, careened off a big rock, rolled through a sand trap onto the
green, and stopped within six inches of the hole.”

The priest sighs. “You missed the putt, didn’t you?”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated