The Sharks know best

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied the floating survivors of a sunken ship.

“Follow me, son,” the Dad shark said to the Son shark. They swam to the mass of people.

“First,” the Dad shark instructs, “we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our dorsal fin showing.”

“Like this, Dad?” the younger shark asks.

“Well done, Son! Next we swim around them a few more times with all of our dorsal fin showing.”

“OK,” the boy says, really getting into it.

“And only now do we eat everybody.”

And they did, eating all the terrified humans.

When they were both fully sated and gorged, the Son shark asked Dad shark, “Gee, Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all right away? Why did we have to swim around and around them in circles first?”

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Well, Son,” the wise Dad shark replied, “because they taste a whole lot better without all that crap inside!”

 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The Secret Fishing Hole

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The Secret Fishing Hole

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started
running through the woods like a bat out of hell, and hot on his heels
came the Game Warden.

After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his
hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally
caught up to him.

“Let’s see yer fishin’ license, Boy!!” the Warden gasped as he grabbed him by the collar.

With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

“Well, son,” said the Game Warden, “you must be about as dumb as a
box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid
license!”

“No, sir,” replied the young feller. “But my friend back there, well, he don’t have one.”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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A guide to safely reach your destination during severe winter weather.

 

The Fisherman

 

The Fisherman

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful
beach, with his fishing
pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line
cast out into the
sparkling blue surf.
He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun
and the prospect of catching a
fish.

About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach,
trying
to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the
fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this
fisherman was fishing instead of working
harder to make a living for
himself and his family. “You aren’t going to catch many
fish that way,”
said the businessman to the fisherman. “You should be working
rather
than lying on the beach!”

The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied,
“And
what will my reward be?” “Well, you can get bigger nets and
catch more fish!” was the businessman’s answer. “And then what
will my reward be?” asked the
fisherman, still smiling. The
businessman replied, “You will make money and you’ll
be able to
buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!”
“And
then
what will my reward be?” asked the fisherman again. The
businessman was beginning to get
a little irritated with the fisherman’s
questions. “You can buy a bigger boat,
and hire some people to
work for you!” he said.

“And then what will my reward be?” repeated the fisherman. The
businessman
was getting angry. “Don’t you understand? You can
build up a fleet of fishing
boats, sail all over the world, and let all
your employees catch fish for you!” Once
again the fisherman asked,
“And then what will my reward be?” The businessman was red with
rage and shouted at the fisherman, “Don’t you understand that you
can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living
again! You
can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach,
looking at the sunset.
You
won’t have a care in the world!”

The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, “And what do you
think I’m doing
right now?”

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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

 

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

 

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

Your comments appreciated

 

Make money doing what you love

Make money doing what you love

 

This informative Ebook describes alternative methods of making money ,often a full time income in photography even if you have no desire to shoot wedding photography. this book gives examples and websites where you can use your photos to supply you with an income, not only to enable you to buy new equipment, but a living income as well.

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