Canadians and the war on Terror

Canadians and the war on terror

The Canadians are going to help America with the war on terrorism. They have pledged 2 of their biggest battleships, 6000 ground troops,  and 6 fighter jets.

Unfortunately, after the exchange rate conversion, we ended up with 2 canoes, 1 Mountie, and some flying
squirrels.

The misadventures of a Parcel Redistribution Specialist, (UPS) driver

Gary has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments are welcome

 

Advertisements

Oh, Canada

Oh, Canada

The best version of this one I’ve seen

Three Canadian guys — a Newfie, a Quebecer and an Albertan — are
out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern
and a genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s
three wishes total”, says the genie.

The Newfie says, “I’m a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad
was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full
of fish for all eternity.”

With a blink of the genie’s eye, the oceans were teeming with fish.

The Quebecer was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Quebec, so
that no one can get through and pollute our perfect culture.”

Again, with a blink of the genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around Quebec.

The Albertan asks, “I’m curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”

The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.”

The Albertan says, “Fill it up with water.”

Fill your Kindle with laughs!