The Cab Driver and the Nun

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Cab Driver and the Nun

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into
the cab, and the cab driver won’t

stop staring at her.

She asks him
why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I
don’t want to offend you”.

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me.
When you’re as old as I am

and have been a nun as long as I have, you
get a chance to see and hear

just about everything. I’m sure that
there’s nothing you could say

or ask that I would find
offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can
do about that.

But first, you have to be single and you
must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says,
“Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK,” the nun says. “Pull off to
the side of the road, maybe we will see what we can do.”

The nun
plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie!

But when they get back on the road, the cab
driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you
crying?”

“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied. I
must confess – I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s
OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween
party.”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The Taxi Driver

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The Taxi Driver

When the passenger tapped him on the shoulder to ask a question,the taxi driver screamed,lost control of the vehicle and nearly ran into a crowd of pedestrians.
“Don’t ever do that again!” He yelled.
“I’m sorry,”said the passenger,”It was only a tap on the shoulder.”
“Maybe, but this is my first day as a cab driver, I’ve been driving hearses for the last twenty years.”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors

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