You Know You’re Too Stressed If

 

You Know You’re Too Stressed if…

Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
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You can achieve a “Runners High” by sitting up.
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You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
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The Sun is too loud.
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Trees begin chasing you.
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You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
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You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip solution of espresso.
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You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
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You can hear mimes.
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You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
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Things becomes “Very Clear”.
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You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
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You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
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You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.
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The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
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You keep yelling “STOP TOUCHING ME!!!” even though you are the only one in the room.
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Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
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You and Reality file for divorce.
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You can skip without a rope.
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It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
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You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can’t quite find the words for them before
the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
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You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
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You can travel without moving.
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Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
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You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.

Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.

Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.

http://www.travelnsnap.com

Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.

What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.

To contact Gary:

journeysthrulife@gmail.com.

http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

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