Signs on Church Property

religious jokes to make you laugh your head off.

Signs on Church Property

“No God — No Peace. Know God — Know Peace.”
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“Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!”
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An ad for St.Joseph’s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands  holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.”
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“People are like tea bags — you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.”
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“God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.”
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“When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.”
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“Fight truth decay — study the Bible daily.”
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“Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives”
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“Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the  pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.”
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“Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.”
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“If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.”
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“If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.”
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“Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.”
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“This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?” ———> (U R)
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“Forbidden fruit creates many jams.”
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“In the dark? Follow the Son.”
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“If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.”

More jokes on my website.

Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.

Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.

Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.

http://www.travelnsnap.com

Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.

What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.

To contact Gary:

journeysthrulife@gmail.com.

http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

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