Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

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Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
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Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
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Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
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Hand me that… uh… that uh… thingie…
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Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
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Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this
stuff before?
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There go the lights again…
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Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this
guy’s got two of ’em.
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Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
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Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing
my concentration off.
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What’s this doing here?
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I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.
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That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
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Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
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Sterile, shcmerle. The floor’s clean, right?
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OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a
freak of nature.
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Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
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Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
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What do you mean, “You want a divorce”!
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FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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Isn’t this the one with the really lousy insurance?

Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.

Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.

Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.

http://www.travelnsnap.com

 

Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.

What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.

To contact Gary:

journeysthrulife@gmail.com.

http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

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