You Know You’re not a Kid anymore when

 

You Know You’re Not a Kid Anymore When…

You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.
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You can live without sex but not without glasses.
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Your back goes out more than you do.
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You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
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You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
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You are proud of your lawnmower.
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Your best friend is dating someone half his age…and isn’t breaking any laws.
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You call Olan Mills before they call you.
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Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
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You sing along with the elevator music.
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You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
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You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
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You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
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You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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People call at 9:00 pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”
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You have a dream about prunes.
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You answer a question with, “Because I said so!”
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You send money to PBS.
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You still buy records, and you think a CD is a certificate of deposit.
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The end of your tie doesn’t come anywhere near the top of you pants.
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You take a metal detector to the beach.

Art Prints

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You wear black socks with sandals.
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You know what the word “equity” means.
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You can’t remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television.
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Your ears are hairer than your head.
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You talk about “good grass”, and you’re referring to someone’s lawn.
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You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
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You got cable for the weather channel.
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You can go bowling without drinking.
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You have a party, and the neighbors don’t even realize it.

Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.

photo fo two people, a child and an adult looking at a sunset over the ocean

Life was a lot slower and simpler in the fifties and sixties.

Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.

Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.

http://www.travelnsnap.com

Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.

What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.

To contact Gary:

journeysthrulife@gmail.com.

http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

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