More Science Facts

 

photo of El Morro

The beautiful island of Puerto Rico

Answers given by 11-year- olds on science exams:

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
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For a nosebleed, put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.
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For fainting, rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.
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For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
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For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
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To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.
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For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it stops in your throat.
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To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow.
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The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
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The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.
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A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.
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The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
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A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
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Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
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Liter: A nest of young puppies.
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Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.

Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.

Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.

Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.

Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.

What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.

To contact Gary:

journeysthrulife@gmail.com.

http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

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