Four Words: Associate Pastor Don King.
The pastor is introduced with a Johnny Carson style “Heeeeere’s Sparky.”
Just before the sermon, cups of strong black coffee are distributed
along the pews.
The minister falls asleep while delivering his own sermon.
The ushers passing around the offering basket are wearing ski masks.
The band for the services has a tip jar on the loudspeaker and all the
songs are about money.
They have a volunteer blood drive in the morning service – that is to
be used for some vague purpose in the evening service.
The Bible they use is the Dr. Seuss version.
The Choir wears black leather robes.
They have Karaoke worship time.
The sanctuary has only entrances, no “exits”!
The ushers look mysteriously like “Men in Black”! (Yes,
The offering plate has been passed three times and the
sermon hasn’t even begun yet.
The people in the pew next to you brought a sack lunch.
The acolyte is the youngest member of the congregation,
and she is 76.
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His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.
He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.
He has published several books about his adventures.
For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.
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George Washington had a high disdain for profanity and alcohol and chastised his officers repeatedly for not only their use of it , but also demanded it not be used by the foot soldiers as well.
He had a deep feeling of reverence and a desire to preserve the sanctity of Jesus. As is obvious in his General Orders of July 29th, 1779.
“Many and pointed orders were issued against that unmeaning and abominable custom of swearing . Not withstanding which, with much regret the General observes that it prevails, if possible more than ever: His feelings are continuously wounded by the oaths and Imprecations of the officers whenever he is in hearing distance of them.