Absurd Excuses for Calling in Sick

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Most Absurd Excuses For Calling In Sick

 

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The Top 10 best time-off excuses 

    • Employee claimed his grandmother poisoned him with ham.
    • Employee was stuck under the bed.
    • Employee broke his arm reaching to grab a falling sandwich.
    • Employee said the universe was telling him to take a day off.
    • Employee’s wife found out he was cheating. He had to spend the day retrieving his belongings from the dumpster.
    • Employee poked herself in the eye while combing her hair.
    • Employee said his wife put all his underwear in the washer.
    • Employee said the meal he cooked for a department potluck didn’t turn out well.
    • Employee was going to the beach because the doctor said she needed more vitamin D.
    • Employee said her cat was stuck inside the dashboard of her car.

The author has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

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