EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW, I LEARNED IN THE CORPORATE WORLD
- Indecision is the key to flexibility.
- You can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
- There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
- Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
- Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
- Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
- The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
- Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
- Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- I have seen the truth and it doesn’t make as much sense as you think.
- Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
- If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
- By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- The more you run over a dead squirrel, the flatter it gets.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- This is as bad as it can get — but don’t count on it.
- Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
- The trouble with life is, you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s a do-it-yourself thing.
- The first rats off of the sinking ship are the best swimmers. Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website, http://www.journeysthrulife.com.
Your comments appreciated
There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world, When looking back in history, I soon discovered this has always been a problem, Benjamin Franklin once said, ”Of all the senses, common sense seems to be the one that is used the least.” As obvious as it may seem, many seem to be totally oblivious to it. Most, if not all of the problems the world faces today could be solved if people would just sit back and think about what would seem to be the most obvious and simple solution to any issue. Often times people tend to overcomplicate the issues. I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice. It is now evident they were a lot smarter than we gave them credit for. Many times, in today’s world, the schools and universities can no longer be counted on to teach truth and values that will guide someone through life.