A Couple of Groaners

 


Not too long ago a scientist tried to clone
himself.
However, his clone was very obnoxious and lewd, while
the scientist was well received and respected.

Finally fed up with his experiment gone wrong, he threw
his clone off the roof of the laboratory; killing
the clone.

He was arrested by the local police for… making an
obscene clone fall.


My Arm

A man went to visit his doctor. “Doctor,
my arm hurts. Can you check it out
please?

The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm
whisper,
“Hey Doc… could you lend me twenty bucks? I’m desperate!”

The doctor says, “Aha! I see the problem. Your arm is broke!”

 

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt, the Canary Islands, much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures.
He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website: www.commonsensejourneys.com.

You can also follow him on your Kindle.

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alcohol In today’s world, many resort to abusing drugs and alcohol, why are so many becoming addicted and not only destroying their lives but the lives of others around them as well?

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