Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

These are some of my favorites

A few clowns short of a
circus.
*
A few fries short of a happy meal.
*
The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.

*
All foam, no beer.
*

The butter has slipped off his pancake.
*

The cheese slid off his cracker.
*

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
*

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they
appear.
*

Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the
heel.
*

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way
down.
*

As smart as bait.
*

Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
*

Her sewing machine’s out of thread.
*

One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
*

Her antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
*

His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
*

Receiver is off the hook.
*

Not wired to code.
*

Skylight leaks a little.
*

Her slinky’s kinked.
*

Too much yardage between the goal posts.
*

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them
together.
*

A photographic memory but the lens cover is on.
*

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t
coming.
*

Is so dense, light bends around her.
*

If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.
*

Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
*

Some folks drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just
gargled


Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

You can also follow him on your Kindle.

Improve your health, Increase your wealth

Improve your health, Increase your wealth

alcohol

In today’s world, many resort to abusing drugs and alcohol, why are so many becoming addicted and not only destroying their lives but the lives of others around them as well?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s