Wisdom from Seniors

Wisdom From

When did my wild oats turn to prunes and
all bran?
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling
Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop
I tried to get a life once, But they told me they were out of
I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway
It was so different before everything changed.
Some day’s you’re the dog, and some day’s you’re the
Nostalgia isn’t what it use to be.
Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat
It’s not the pace of life that concerns me, it’s the sudden stop at
the end.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been
Living on Earth is expensive, But it does include a trip around the
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if your in the
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my
Never knock on death’s door, ring the bell and run (he hates
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way
When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else
decide to play chess.
If you are living on the edge, make sure your wearing your
There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
Its not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the

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