But on the Other Hand

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But on the Other Hand
#2…

No one listens until you make a
mistake.
*
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full
view.
*
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required
on it.
*
The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the
softness of
the bread.
*
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability
to
reach it.
*
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard.
*
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch
up.
*
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
*
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never
tried
before.
*
Don’t sweat the petty things….or pet the sweaty
things.
*
A fool and his money are soon partying.
*
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
*
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of
payments.
*
Get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great
trade!
*
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
*
Everybody repeat after me…..”We are all
individuals.”
*
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real
eye-opener.
*
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman
scorned.
*
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of
checks.
*
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
now.
*
Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it
back.
*
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.
*
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
good.
*
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t
for you.

I post jokes several times a week, you can follow me on Kindle.

The author has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

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