10 Ways to tell if your company has switched to a cheaper Health Insurance Company

10 Ways to Tell Your Company has Switched to Cheaper Health Insurance

With the lingering bad economy and corporate cutbacks, especially
on benefits, here are some ways to tell if your company has switched to
cheaper health insurance….


—Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.


—Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left at the trailer park.”


—The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.


—The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.


—The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “An apple a day.”


—Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.


—”The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges.”


—The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”


—Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.


—You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.


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