The Cardiologist’s Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
After the usual sermon by a preacher and testimonials from
friends and colleagues, everyone finally learned the purpose of a huge
heart covered in flowers, on the wall behind the casket during the
After a moment of silence the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
The long, stunned hush of the mourners was broken when a man near the front burst into laughter.
The preacher demanded an explanation.
“I’m sorry,” the man said, “I was just thinking of my own funeral — I’m a gynecologist.”
At which point the proctologist fainted.
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