Q: How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen snort?
A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Q: What’s a bigger lie than Lindsay Lohan pleading “Not Guilty”?
A: Charlie Sheen saying he’s sober and a feminist.
Actor Charlie Sheen’s Mercedes was stolen and driven off a cliff. The
car thief didn’t want the car, he just wanted to provide the perfect
metaphor for Charlie Sheen’s career.
Q: What’s the name of the new Charlie Sheen sitcom?
A: Two and a Half Personalities
Charlie Sheen’s stolen car was found crashed at the bottom of a
cliff. Sheen cleared himself of any involvement by claiming that at the
time of the crime, he was home beating his wife.
Q: Why did LAPD take away Charlie Sheen’s guns?
A: They were hoping it would stop him from shooting his mouth off.
Q: Why does Charlie Sheen say he has “Tiger’s blood”?
A: Because his wife chased after him with a nine iron.
News reports note that Charlie Sheen’s wife was arrested in 1996 for
DUI, then later for cocaine possession. Which answers the question, “So,
how did you guys meet?”
Q: What’s the difference between Charlie Sheen and Leonardo DiCaprio?
A: Charlie knows what’s it really like to be on a sinking ship.
Q: Is it true that the show “Two and a Half Men” will continue without Charlie Sheen?
A: Yes — but they’re renaming it to “Two Men”.
The Hanes underwear company has suspended Charlie Sheen as spokesman.
Sheen will instead become the new spokesman for Fruit-of-the-Loon.
Q: Is in true John Stamos was asked to replace Charlie Sheen on the show “Two and a Half Men”?
A: No. However, Martin Sheen has asked him to be his son.
Q: What is the Groundhog Day tradition for Charlie Sheen?
A: Charlie sticks his head out of his house, and if he sees his drug dealer, we can all count on six more weeks of porn stars.
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His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.
He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.
He has published several books about his adventures.
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