Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

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Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
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Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
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Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
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Hand me that… uh… that uh… thingie…
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Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
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Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this
stuff before?
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There go the lights again…
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Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this
guy’s got two of ’em.
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Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
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Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing
my concentration off.
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What’s this doing here?
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I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.
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That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
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Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
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Sterile, shcmerle. The floor’s clean, right?
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OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a
freak of nature.
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Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
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Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
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What do you mean, “You want a divorce”!
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FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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Isn’t this the one with the really lousy insurance?

Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.

Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.

Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.

http://www.travelnsnap.com

 

Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.

What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.

To contact Gary:

journeysthrulife@gmail.com.

http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

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St John U.S.V.I.

photos of the US virgin islands

The beautiful Islands of Saint Thomas and Saint John

Photography by Gary Wonning

For more photos of the island, please click on the photos below.

St. John is the smallest of the 3 U.S. Virgin Islands. Virgin Islands National Park occupies more than half the island. Its forests shelter many  resident and migratory birds.

The laid back nature of the inhabitants of the island makes the island as peaceful as thumb in a baby’s mouth.

Saint John, Cruz Bay

A view of Cruz Bay, the largest settlement on St. John

Saint John

The smallest of the three main US Virgin Islands, Saint John is located about four miles east of  Saint Thomas, the location of the territory’s capital, Charlotte Amalie. It is also four miles southwest of Tortola, part of the British Virgin Islands. Its largest settlement is Cruz Bay with a population of 2,700. 

 

Cruz Bay

The harbor and dock at Cruz Bay, St. John.

Caribbean Ocean

Undoubtedly, one of the most beautiful islands in the Caribbean, if not the world. The scenery and almost perfect climate inspire many to make St. John their permanent home.

Gary has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments are welcome

Our Thoughts Transcend Time and Space

photo of the Egyptian Sphinx at sunset

A journey into the unknown. Open new avenues in your spiritual journey

Written by Gary Wonning

Although my thoughts sometimes transcend time and are never heard from again, many have much better results than I.

We all hear stories about how someone has had a feeling about another getting sick or in accident and knowing instantly there was an issue.  Many times the individual will contact the person who is sick or injured and be surprised to discover their feelings were justified.

The Aborigines of Australia, as well as many other native cultures believe in a sort of Voo Doo, where a person will stick in pin in a doll representing the person they desire to punish for some dastardly deed, and the person targeted, although sometimes thousands of miles away, will feet the pain and  fall sick or injured as a result.

These events aren’t uncommon, so how does this come about?

We live in a cosmos of many dimensions, separated by a thin veil, and our thoughts have consequences and transcend time and space.

Every thought we have creates an action corresponding with the thought we have. Even though we are unaware of it, these thoughts travel through and transcend time and space until they arrive at the proper time for them to materialize.

Many times, the two people involved in the act of Voodoo have a similar belief even though the actions of one is unknown to the other, the mere  circumstance of them both having similar beliefs is enough to trigger a response from the other.

Once the action is put into motion, the thought travels through time and space until it finds a recipient, once the recipient is found the action is completed, and the unsuspecting soul is placed under the spell. Often times, the intended victim is not aware he or she is someone who would believe in such a custom, it can be hidden in the subconscious waiting for the proper time to rear its ugly head.

People who have a strong common bond, such as relatives or friends, who many times have been together lifetime after lifetime and have developed strong bonds will likely develop the psychic bonds or almost become attached at the hip.

People who have been close in this lifetime can also develop the same bond and instantly know when the other soul is having an issue.

For instance, when I was in basic training during the Vietnam era, I became intensely sick with the flu one morning about 3AM, at the same time, my mom woke up dad and told him I was sick. She knew this even though I was a thousand miles away.

Our thoughts do transcend time and space, in the same fashion many times people have flashbacks to other times and lives and are able to recall something from hundreds or thousands of years previous.

We live in a fascinating universe, there are many mysterious puzzles just waiting to be solved.

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Gary has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments are welcome

Do We Create Our Life?

Written by Gary Wonning

Do we create our life?

That is a question that has been pondered by mystics for centuries. 

We all have free will, it is a fact of nature and is not up for debate.  Free Will isn’t something that can only be applied to certain circumstances and not to others, if we chose the alternative, by choosing that, we would be exercising free will. 

If we are free to choose whether to have a hot fudge sundae or a milk shake,  then we are free to determine all things that come about in our lives.  Free Will is static and unchanging, it isn’t something that is subject to our whims, it is a law of nature, one of the laws of Nature and Nature’s God. 

If we would choose to believe we don’t have free will in all things, we are still practicing free will in order to chose that option. We simply can’t remove ourselves from the reality of free will.

Thoughts create actions and actions create results. If you think back, everything you are experiencing in reality today is the result of actions and thoughts you had sometime in the past. 

photo of the Egyptian Sphinx at sunset

A journey into the unknown. Open new avenues in your spiritual journey

We like to blame others for our misery, but that is not the case, everything happens for a reason, and those reasons are spawned in our own mind, our own subconscious, our subconscious that is linked to the super conscious, or Christ Consciousness that unites us all.

That consciousness that draws the souls and circumstances to us that results in us being able to accomplish whatever mission we chose to participate in during our time on planet earth. 

Thus we do create our own life with our thoughts and actions, and beliefs. Every experience we have accumulated before entering the physical existence, all those previous lives, enable us to bring new power and strength into our reality: more energy to this life to enable us to make a difference in not only our life, but the lives of all those whom we come into contact with. 

Without us realizing it, our subconscious mind creates the life we are going to experience, well before our physical birth.  It is our super conscious mind that knows our proper course of action, our Christ Consciousness,  this is our connection to the God Force that runs the universe, we all all part of it and through it, our choices and whether we follow the promptings of the soul that determine the direction of our lives and the outcome regardless of the challenges presented us.

Gary has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments are welcome

 

Sedona: My First Encounter With Bell Rock

 

Written by Gary Wonning

An excerpt from my book, The Portals of Sedona.

Soon we approached the Hwy 179 exit and began driving towards Sedona.  Suddenly, rounding a mountain, in clear view directly in front of us was a large red rock that looked like a bell.

I remember her saying something about it being Bell Rock, Well, that makes sense since it looks like a bell.

For whatever reason, I began to feel light headed, extremely hungry, and disoriented.

This is crazy, I just ate a big breakfast two hours ago, and I can’t be hungry. I continued looking at Bell Rock and the feelings intensified.

I stopped the car just short of Bell Rock for some photos of this captivating rock. I was extremely hungry and making an effort to stay grounded, I ate everything Emma brought from home, and I was still hungry.

The journey was just beginning.

photo of the Egyptian Sphinx at sunset

A journey into the unknown. Open new avenues in your spiritual journey

Gary has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments are welcome

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Just Follow the Directions

 

The following are actual instructions found on the named items:

ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: Fits one head.

ON TESCO’S TIRIMISU DESERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not Iron clothes on body

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate
machinery

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or
outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use

ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet,
eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.

Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.

Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.

http://www.travelnsnap.com

Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.

What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.

Art Prints

To contact Gary:

journeysthrulife@gmail.com.

http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

photos of the US virgin islands

The beautiful Islands of Saint Thomas and Saint John

Lake Okeechobee Florida

photo of Siesta Key beach

A photo story of the sunshine state, Florida

Photography by Gary Wonning

For more beautiful photos of the Sunshine state, Pleas click on the photos below.

Lake Okeechobee , also known as Florida’s Inland Sea,is the largest freshwater lake in the state  of Florida, It is the  tenth largest natural freshwater lake in the United States and the second largest natural freshwater lake (the largest being Lake Michigan) contained entirely within the contiguous United States.

One of the old pumps used to pump water out of the lake

 

Growing up on a dairy farm in southeastern Indiana, Gary traveled very little until midlife, when the opportunity became available to him.

Grabbing his camera and a bag full of equipment, he began his vision quest traveling to most areas of the United States and several countries abroad.

Along the way he collected several thousand photographs that he wants to share with everyone.

http://www.travelnsnap.com

Gary decided the best way to accomplish his goal was to publish photo documentaries on the various areas of the world he has visited.

What will follow will be several photography books, who knows how many will wind up in his collection.

To contact Gary:

journeysthrulife@gmail.com.

http://www.journeysthrulife.com.