The Deer Hunt
A DOCTOR, A LAWYER, AND A PASTOR ALL ENDED UP IN THE SAME DEER STAND. AFTER
A SLOW START TO THE MORNING, AN ENORMOUS 12 POINT BUCK CAUGHT THEM BY
SURPRISE. IN THEIR EXCITEMENT, EACH QUICKLY GRABBED THEIR RIFLE AND SIGHTED
IN ON THE DEER. AMAZINGLY, THEY ALL PULLED THE TRIGGER AT THE EXACT TIME,
AND THE ANIMAL WENT DOWN. IMMEDIATELY, THEY BEGAN DEBATING AS TO WHO
ACTUALLY KILLED THE DEER. THE ATTORNEY JUMPED INTO A LONG DISCOURSE ON HOW
THE EVIDENCE POINTED TO HIS SUCCESS. WHEN HE FINISHED, THE DOCTOR OFFERED TO
USE HIS MEDICAL EXPERTISE TO DETERMINE WHICH SHOT WAS THE FATAL BLOW.HE
CLIMBED DOWN FROM HIS STAND AND CONDUCTED A THOROUGH EXAM. WHEN HE RETURNED,
HE DECLARED THAT THE TROPHY BUCK BELONGED TO THE PREACHER. HE SAID "THERE IS
ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION. IT IS THE PREACHER'S, BECAUSE THE BULLET WENT IN ONE
EAR AND OUT THE OTHER!"
A SLOW START TO THE MORNING, AN ENORMOUS 12 POINT BUCK CAUGHT THEM BY
SURPRISE. IN THEIR EXCITEMENT, EACH QUICKLY GRABBED THEIR RIFLE AND SIGHTED
IN ON THE DEER. AMAZINGLY, THEY ALL PULLED THE TRIGGER AT THE EXACT TIME,
AND THE ANIMAL WENT DOWN. IMMEDIATELY, THEY BEGAN DEBATING AS TO WHO
ACTUALLY KILLED THE DEER. THE ATTORNEY JUMPED INTO A LONG DISCOURSE ON HOW
THE EVIDENCE POINTED TO HIS SUCCESS. WHEN HE FINISHED, THE DOCTOR OFFERED TO
USE HIS MEDICAL EXPERTISE TO DETERMINE WHICH SHOT WAS THE FATAL BLOW.HE
CLIMBED DOWN FROM HIS STAND AND CONDUCTED A THOROUGH EXAM. WHEN HE RETURNED,
HE DECLARED THAT THE TROPHY BUCK BELONGED TO THE PREACHER. HE SAID "THERE IS
ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION. IT IS THE PREACHER'S, BECAUSE THE BULLET WENT IN ONE
EAR AND OUT THE OTHER!"
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